May I know the Time please? (Joke)

May I know the Time Please?


Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man:Certainly not.

Young Man:Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the time?

Old Man:Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man :See, if I tell you the time you will
definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.

Young Man:Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will
ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were
just passing by and came into wish me.
Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.
After my courteous approach you will try to come
again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has
made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has
and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty
daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a
date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in
love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me
about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a
watch.