Cool jokes......

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him
hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks
its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"


Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'

Banta : 'Yes, I have'

Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.'

Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'

Santa : 'Yes, I have.'

Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.'


A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the
guys doing what they are doing
Thebystander : A Marathon race is going on.

Sardar : What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?!

A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman.

He whispered into her ear, "I love you.

"She smiled and whispered back,"I love you too".then he whispered, "I love you three."

Three Sardarjis went for a tour to singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit.

While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.

After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30.

Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.

After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.

Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.The third one said, "I forgot the room key which is on the manager's table".

They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end".

They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, " The keys were in my pocket only".

With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.

After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:

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" This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this".

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....

On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialledthe wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee."

It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, youIDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone .....

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.

However he accidently typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile,

somewhere in mumbai a widow had just returned home from her husband's funrel. The widow decided to check her mail,

xpecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted. The widow's son rushed into

the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've just reached

Date: 13th oct 2006

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tommorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,

not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position,

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws"

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load

Of seniors down a highway When he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,

Which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder

Again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again

He asks the little old lady,"

why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself ?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks,

"Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied,

"We just love the chocolate around them ."